Condolences....I just want to thank our friend Jay in Braselton for the sympathy card. The loss of a national championship game is a hard thing, and while I wasn't an actual player on the team, I feel the loss as brutally as if I were.
Jay, you're a jack ass...but in a good way.
Also, to our neighbor Cal, the gator fan who didn't attend Florida...DON'T ever knock on the opposing team's door just after a loss...you're lucky I was in bed, or I might have murdered you with a plastic knife. No more lava cakes for you pal.
All of you can bite me, but thanks for thinking of me anyway. You're all good friends, and I appreciate the fact that you didn't call me. I probably wouldn't have answered the phone, as I'm not making any statements or comments today. My press agent will be giving a statement about this all later this afternoon.